02 November 2006

I'm more unique than I thought

I saw a recent posting of my sister's in her blog, (http://notesfrombedlam.blogspot.com/) about how unique she is, based on how many people share her name.
She had found a website that can tell you.
I knew that I shared my first name ('Jared') with enough of people (106,849 - according to "How Many of Me - Census Search"), and even more when you take into account all the different spellings. (It's just like me to not be able to actually say how many this would be, just to say that it's so. It's what I do...) And everyone knows that the last name 'Miller' is plenty common. (With 1,271,867 people, which makes it the 7th most common last name.) But it seems that the idea of pairing 'Jared' with 'Miller' didn't occur to as many Mr. and/or Mrs. Millers as I would have thought. There are only 452 of us "Jared Miller"s - but we're tenacious! I have no evidence to back up that statement, besides my own conviction of my and my fellow-namists' positive qualities. And 'tenacity' seems a more positive attribute than 'stubborness'. And I think it shows a great deal of tenacity to continue to assert the non-blogness of this page, despite all the nay-sayers that say "Nay. It is a blog!"



HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are:
452
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

16 October 2006

My View on Superheroes

A while back (probably in June or July...) Yahoo! Answers had a question posted by movie director John Woo. Now, although I was only mildly awed by this fact (because I think the only movies of his I ever saw were Face/Off and MI:2. I'm not even certain that those were John Woo movies. That's how unaware I am of who he is besides that I'd heard of him, and knew that he includes doves, and mismatched handguns in all his movies.), I did want to answer his question. It was a great question: "Our fascination with comic superheroes is time-tested. Why do we continue to relate to them?"
I was amazed when it was all over how many people had answered along one of these lines: they didn't think that we are fascinated by them, that we don't relate to them, or that our fascination was not that time-tested. My amazement at this was first that if they disagreed, why did they bother sharing this opinion (other than the free points for answering), and by the time that it was done, 2500 people had posted their opinions on the subject. I think this fact says that, especially to the population that likes superheroes, there's a fairly strong sense of relating to them somehow. I'm rambling along a tangent here, and, in my opinion, that's best done on a long car ride, not on the internet, so to my original purpose:
After it was done, I realized that I had no idea which answer number I was, so I had no idea which page my answer would be found on. And I realized that the post in Yahoo! Answers was the only record of what I felt had been a brilliant impromptu exposition on superheroes and what they mean to us. And I'm ignorrant enough of Yahoo! Answers that if there's a way to find a specific answer wihtin a question, I don't know about it. So, I found myself copying and pasting into Word for the first 10 pages, and then saving the complete web pages for the next 10 (pages 11 -20). I left it for awhile, then today saved pages 21-30, then jumped ahead and saved pages 51-70. I then started at page 51 of my saved page documents, and started looking for my post.
Now look here, if you can't keep from calling me names, you're welcome to leave, now. I know it's a bit (OK, a lot) obsessive, but there were at least a few months between the first phase and today's venture back into the abyss of my insanity.
Ahem - now where was I? OK, so on page 52 (see? I only had to look in 2 pages!) I found it. And I had promised myself that when I finally found it, I would post it here for easy future reference. Unfortunately, my own insanity still has me wanting to eventually get all the answers into one document so that I can read them all eventually. There were some really good ones and some really bad ones! Now you know that I wasn't just being dramatic when I referred to my insanity as an abyss, huh?
As you read this answer of mine that I thought was so amazing to be worth the headache and annoyance of all that searching and saving, keep in mind that, other than casually thinking about the question for a day or so before I actually answered it, this answer came out extemporaneously, as is. I did not work through it in drafts, or work on it a little at a time over a day, or more. I cranked this out over about an hour or two between tasks at work. With all that being said, here is my original post, as I originally posted it:
"It goes to the basic need we all have for hope, purpose, escape and familiarity.
"We need to be able to hope for something better. Something bigger. We face a world of despair and sorrow, especially if we look in the right (or wrong, if you will) places. Superheroes, the ones who are moral constants, provide an icon of hope for peace, order, idealism, good triumphing over evil. In those worlds, you can always count on a superhero to set things right when the rest of the world has failed to do so. They usually face unimaginable odds, and yet still triumph. There is always hope.
"With hope comes purpose. If we can hope for greatness, then there is an inherent challenge to be the one to meet that challenge and be that hope. Superheroes, with their causes, mantras, senses of duty, etc., provide us with solid examples of people living their lives with a purpose, and fulfilling that purpose, again while facing great odds. By following their lives, and watching them act because of a greater calling, we gain a sense that we, too, can live life with a purpose, with a sense of a calling, and have greater meaning in our own lives for it.
"But sometimes, life is just too much. As I stated earlier, it's full of despair, failure, anger, sorrow, pain, death, some very ugly and nasty things and all other manner of unpleasantness. When we're down, or overwhelmed by it all, it's unspeakably nice to be able to visit, even if only temporarily until our mom calls us to take out the trash, a world that, no matter how many people wish it would, cannot possibly ever exist. These completely fantastical worlds are similar enough to ring familiar, yet exotic, bizarre, just a little bent enough that we can pretend to be there rather than here. And what makes it even more comforting is the presence of old friends, doing amazingly impossible things, that, even long after we've been called back into our real world, we fantasize about what it would be like if we could do them here. I don't think there's a child out there who has enjoyed superhero comics and books, who didn't think about being able to fly, have super strength, be invisible, and how this would help him or her conquer a bully, impress their friends, or just make taking out the trash easier. This escapism also provides great fuel to fire the hope I spoke of earlier.
"But beyond the fantastic and impossible, there is an element of reality and familiarity. If the worlds and characters are too unfamiliar, they can't inspire us. They can't touch us. While we want to hope, need a purpose, desire to escape reality, in all of that, there is an undeniable reality to these characters. They still have weaknesses. They still struggle. This familiarity is founded on a sympathy, an empathy, an emotional bond that comes from understanding how they feel. And those "super-anti-heroes", the ones who are a little more flawed, a bit more fractured, than the rest, offer some a glimpse into a darker world, but one that they can say to themselves "Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been there." They haven't literally wrestled with demons or monsters, but emotionally or psychologically they have. And they can look at this familiar theme, and feel that, through it all, despite it all, they are somehow not completely alone. Even if only fictionally, someone out there knows how they feel.
"And these disparate reasons explain why there are so many superheroes, and why there is such a wide variety and diversity amongst them. Depending on which of these four needs resonates most strongly with us, depending on what reality we live in, we will be drawn to different superheroes that most thoroughly fulfill that need, that most strongly connects to us.
"The imperfection of our world brings about these needs, but it is the genesis that creates the fulfillment of those needs. Strife and struggle may make life suck at times, but it's that 'suckiness' that motivates some to improve, and others to just make it easier to deal with. If we actually lived in a perfect world, we would have no need or desire for these stories of superheroes. How boring would life be if everything went right all the time? And as nice as that world might be, I can't help but feel that I wouldn't want to live there. Not without superheroes."
You're free to leave your comments, thoughts, opinions, etc. Just remember that I have a fragile ego, and too many negative vibes may drive me to suicide. Or worse: to write a Sit-Com!

And I stubbornly maintain that this random posting of a personal opinion and self-serving publication of a piece of my writing only further enforces the fact that this is not a blog.

18 August 2006

Just cause

I tried to log in the other day, just to play with my profile and such, but couldn't remember my Blogger.com username! I gave up, because I wasn't that motivated.
But it kept bugging me, and bugging me, so I found myself thinking about it this morning. Obsessing, really. I kept asking myself which names I had tried, and what it could possibly be. Then I checked my sister's blog (It's pretty good, check it out: [warning! dropped name, dropped name!] notesfrombedlam.blogspot.com ), and decided I wanted to respond to her latest post. Actually, I was hoping that where my computer had failed me before, this time it might actually already have my username in place. Nope. It had been long enough since I'd last logged in that there was no trace of the username in my internet history files. That seems rather irresponsible of someone in my position, but hey, I've got an image to maintain that this isn't really a blog!
Anywhen, I tried a couple of them to no avail (probably the ones I had tried the other day. Whattaya know? They still didn't work. I finally remembered that I might have been unimaginative enough to use my Yahoo ID name. Yup. I was. For my own future reference, my username is "jmskinny", but I'm not worried about this coming back to bite me. You have to have the kind of identity worth stealing for anyone to actually go to the effort of stealing it. I imagine that there have been a few attempts on my identity, but the hackers got one look at what they were getting, and decide to slither off to more fertile climes.
I will also take this moment to mention my new favorite guilty pleasure: Yahoo! Answers (answers.yahoo.com). Most of the time, the questions are stupid, inflammatory, or someone trying to get people to help them with their homework. I typically avoid the Religion and Philosophy sections, as well as some of the political areas. I enjoy the Math and Science, Comics and Animation, Trivia, Cooking, and Food and Dining sections. Since I noticed that my profile has had five more hits in the past week, (let me first say "Hi!" to my new fans :) ) I will just ask any of you who happen upon this, to check out Yahoo! Answers, look up 'jmskinny' and try to vote for any of my answers that are up for vote. I'm more than happy to give any tip-offs to which ones they are, since they remove the user ID of the answerers for voting.
Anywhy, I think I may start including some of my favorite questions, and my answers here. Elaborating on them, and such. I've got a few 'Best Answers' that I'm pretty pleased with, because the asker of the question liked it, not because the citizenry of Yahoo! Answers liked it best.

18 July 2006

Poetry...Hey! It' my non-blog to do with as I please!

And if you're going to read it, then I've got a captive audience for my crap poetry.
DON'T PANIC: it's not as bad as Vogon poetry!

Majestic thunderheads
loom over the mountains,
poised frozen in air waiting to break
upon us as passive-aggressive waves,
threatening to drown us
in ephereal marshmallow cream,
with flanks of cotton anvils
and wisps of geyser plumes
blooming from their crowns.

I know, cheesy, cliche, and unoriginal. But I looked out the window at work while waiting for a fax, and saw it, and came up with almost all of this on the spot. The rest took me 12 days, but you know how it goes...

And here's a Haiku I did awhile back about soccer. I like Haiku, but I hate soccer. I only remember this because I found it when I was trying to find one I did about clouds, but I can't find. Oh, well. It's not like I want to become known as the Cloud Guy...

Anyway, the Haiku:

Grunt, Run, Kick, Run, Dive
Warriors clash in pitched battle
Game Over, Nil-Nil

I did it while listening to The Geoff Show on Virgin radio. (Listen here: www.virginradio.co.uk/djsshows/shows/geoff/index.html) They hosted a World Cup Haiku contest and then phoned up the Japanese Embassy to get someone to judge them. I think they still have the audio clips of the phone call. Oh, mine didn't make it. I just thought up the poem because I like Haiku. And I mention it because I reminded myself of it, and I'm just that ADD.

But just because I've posted my own poetry, it's still not a blog.

It's not a blog...

...because I'm not trendy. Blogging is trendy. I know this because Rick Romero did a thing on the evening news that talked about how it was so popular, "and so easy to do."
My wife and I are not trendy, therefore we don't Blog.
I was not trendy in school, either. I was the obnoxious/creepy/pervy geek in school. I dressed to avoid being noticed. My fashion weakness, however, has always been hats. I liked hats. But I could never find one that looked good on me. I usually just looked lurpy. Of course, when you're looking for hats in small-town Idaho, it's hard to find anything but cowboy hats. So, I stuck with baseball caps. They worked. Then I had a favorite baseball cap (that I really liked!) stolen from my locker. I realize now that it was actually a sign of future trend-setting.
I continued to like hats after high school. While serving my LDS mission, I found a Stetson-brand felt Derby at a thrift store. It didn't have a price tag, so the clerk sold it to me for something like $4. I left it behind one day at church, and never saw it again.
After I started college at Boise State, I developed a habit of finding the hat section of the store (any store that had a hat section was open territory), and just putting on hats for the fun of it. I used to think I wanted a Fedora. Cool people wore Fedoras: Jazz musicians, ecclectics, avante-garde-ists, Free spirits, Nick Fouch, and Sam Spade. People that I knew I could never truly be, who somehow managed to have that elusive quality of not caring what others thought, and social aplomb in the face of ridicule for being different. Most of the time, I tried on the hats knowing that they weren't going to look good. I did it for the entertainment factor, and desperately grasping on to that slim hope of one day, one day, finding the perfect hat.
And then it happened... Shortly after moving to Boise, ID for college, I was in a Burlington Coat Factory. As was typical, I found myself migrating towards the hats. I had been there before. I'd seen their hats. I already knew that this place held only amusement in how stupid the hats looked, and how stupid I looked in them. I saw some of those funny-looking hats that certain old men and golfers (especially old golfers) might wear might wear. You know the kind: molded felt, no brim, short bill that blended into the crown tapering down front to the bill. Well, I saw that, and I was in one of those moods. I just had to see how stupid I was going to look in one of those! I grabbed a kind of olive drab, khaki-colored one in my size, tugged it on my head, and jumped sideways triumphantly, landing in front of the mirror to enjoy my moment of hilarity. I was stunned. I stood there in shock for a moment. Then I double-checked just to make sure it wasn't some kind of trick of the light or my eyes. Nope. It really was true. I looked good in the hat. No, I mean it! I looked good. I even asked my brother, Thom, who was with me. He confirmed that I didn't look ridiculous. Well, coming from an older brother, that was confirmation enough for me! I bought it, and walked out of the store with it on my head. No, sir, there will be no need for a bag, thank you very much, my good man. I will be wearing it out. Good day. I said good day, sir. It was like a new pair of sneakers for my head. This was sometime in 1999 or 2000. I can't remember exactly, and I haven't gone back through photos to confirm it, but it's been several years.
Now, we fast forward. I've bought 4, and lost 2 of these hats. One each in the olive color and in black. Thankfully, I can always count on Burlington to have them in stock.
Unfortunately, right now, it's because they became trendy about 2 years ago, and have kind of hung on, ebbing and surging in a way that says they're going to stay around for awhile longer, never being extremely popular, but never really being totally uncool. This sucks. Why? Because I used to be unique because of my hat. Nobody else had a hat like mine. Nobody that wore them out in public on a regular basis. People recognized me for my hat, and recognized my hat as well.
Now that I'm living in California, I see them, or ones like them, way too often. I started seeing them in commercials. The wrong kind of commercials, populated by the trendiest of young hipsters, wearing the "it" clothes, listening to the "it" music, and driving the "it" cars, and doing "it" all, only with the "it" friends. I saw a random guy at The Block of Orange wearing my hat. In black! (my current color choice, thanks to my lovely wife. Hi, honey!) I've seen Britney wearing a hat like mine.
I have vowed not to stop wearing my hat, though. I've found my look, and I'm going to stick with it, even if it means going through a social spectrum that will range from being trendy, to following the trend a little too long, to being the guy who caught on way too late, to being the guy who's going for the neuvo-retro/newer old-school look, to not being noticed again because the trend is so old that no one remembers it as a trend anymore. I can't wait until that happens; yeah, next year will be a good year.

But this is not a blog.