23 April 2014

100 Word Story - Epiphany of the Modern Day *Advisory - PG-13, Inferred Sexual Content and Alcohol Use* (Repost from Facebook, 10 February 2010)

He awoke with a groan. “What a night,” he thought. His mind brought him memories through the haze. “Mm, ‘Lacee’.” Through his hangover, he marveled that someone so hot had gone home with him, but he wasn’t about to complain.
He got up without disturbing his impromptu bedmate. As he stumbled toward the bathroom, he tripped on something fabric. It wasn’t silky, lacy or sexy. It was beige, stretchy and utilitarian: Spanx. He scanned the room: push-up bra, falsies, auburn wig. He quickly realized that last night’s “hotness” was not in his bed, but in pieces all over his room.

This was in response to the prompt of "Whatever you choose" from the 100 Word Podcast Weekly Challenge #197 (Week of 1/31/2010).

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